Episode 3
Scene from Scissor Seven (刺客伍六七) "我是刺客伍六七, 此刻排行榜17369位,最擅长剪空气刘海。。。". Which translates to "I am Killer Seven. Ranked number 17369 on the killer's ranking list, and my specialty is to cut see-through bangs"
Wǒ shì cìkè wǔliùqī, cǐkè páiháng bǎng 17369 wèi, zuì shàncháng jiǎn kōngqì liúhǎi...我是刺客伍六七, 此刻排行榜17369位,最擅长剪空气刘海。。。I am Killer Seven. Ranked number 17369 on the killer's ranking list, and my specialty is to cut see-through bangs

You've made your point

Scene from Scissor Seven (刺客伍六七) "刚刚那一下感觉不错哦". Which translates to "That move just now, felt pretty good!"
Gānggāng nà yīxià gǎnjué bùcuò ó刚刚那一下感觉不错哦That move just now, felt pretty good!
Scene from Scissor Seven (刺客伍六七) "这是什么鬼啊?". Which translates to "What the hell is this?"
Zhè shì shénme guǐ a?这是什么鬼啊?What the hell is this?